JOKE OF THE DAY!!!

Hey, I'm gonna have a Joke Of The Day now and ill update the new jokes every day, so stay tuned!


TODAYS JOKE: A blonde girl went to confess her sin. "father, please pray for me for I've sin." she said. and they priest ask: "what did you do my child." " i was driving and it was dark and run over a horse." "oh", said the priest and continue to ask "did you tell the owner." "I'm afraid that's impossible." said the girl. "why is it"? the priest asked. "'cause I think the owner is riding the horse when I hit the horse." "Oh Lord, have mercy." said the priest gasping.

Todays joke will be posted along with tomorrows joke so if you miss a day it'll still be here! Stay tuned for tomorrow!

SONG OF THE DAY!

This is the song of the day! aka the song that happens to be stuck in my head today :)

TODAY: LOW BY FLO
YESTERDAY: THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES BY F.O.B

ILL TRY TO UPDATE THIS EVERY DAY SO LOOK FOR IT!

My awsome bff molly!

This blog is dedicated to my super cool bff molly! Her blog is really cool! to visit it, go to home-blog-mb.blogspot.com!

She has tons of stuff on her blog so go check it out!

BLOG MADNESS!

A few of my friends are having a small competition. They want to see whos blog get veiwed most. Who do you think?

Gabby's Blog:

Gab's blog is super cool! It consists mostly of world problems and things unrelated directly to her
to visit her blog go to: gabbysblog-gabby.blogspot.com

Jonlyns Blog

JJ's blog is more about things like her personal life and things like crushes recent happenings in her household, and things at school. her blog is also really awsome!
to visit her blog go to: jmteen2.blogspot.com or jmteen.blogspot.com, as her original blog, jmteen.blogspot.com is going through some minor dificultys but will be back soon!

Thank you and make sure you visit these girls blogs!

The blog War is over for NOW but still visit their blogs!

Word Dictionary

Well i use computer slang ALOT so i guess for those of you not as used to it as me here are some words and there meanings:

Common Words
Here are some more common words

b-be
r-are
y-why
@-at
u-you
o-oh
k-okay
c-see
w/e-whatever
b/c-because
h/w-homework
sry-sorry
btw-by the way
wtf-what the freak
omg-oh my gosh
brb-be right back
rly-really
g2g(gtg)-got to go
lol-laugh out loud (my personal favorite)
rotfl-rolling on the floor laughing
rotflol-rolling on the floor laughing
rotflmao-rolling on the floor laughing my "butt" off
rotflmaoxyz-rolling on the floor laughing my "butt" off examine your zipper (i dont get the xyz part. anyone???)
fav-favorite
gf-girlfriend
bf-boyfriend
bff-best friend forever
bffl-best friend for life

Smileys
Personally i LOVE smileys! heres how to do some of them. btw look at them sideways and trade off the brackets and parentheses

:) or :]: happy face: Use two dots : brackets ] and parentheses ( )

:D : VERY HAPPY FACE: Use two dots : and capital letter d

:( or :[ :sad face: two dots : and parentheses ( ) and brackets [

:P :stick out tongue: use the two dots : and the capital p

:'( or :'[ :cry face: use double dots : apostrophe ' and parentheses ( ) and the bracket [

B-) or B-]: cool face: Use capital b, dash mark - and parentheses ( ) and brackets

<3: heart: this thing < (its on the key with the comma and the 3
(for a broken heart just add the slash mark

}:):devil face use the thing on the bracket key { the double dots : and the parentheses )

:-/ undecided: use double dots and slash key /

:-o open mouth: use double dots : dash key - and lower case o

X-( mad face: use capital x dash sign - and parentheses (

>.< realllly mad face: use the sign on the period key > then the period . then the sign on the comma key <

;) wink face: use the sign on the double dots key ; and the parentheses (

:(|) monkey: use the double dots : the parentheses on the 9 key ( the straight line under the delete key an th parentheses on 0 )

:(:) or :@ pig: uses double dots : then parentheses or the double dot : and the at signs @

:o) clown face: use double dots : lower case o and the parentheses )

I LUV SMILEYS! if you have any new ones or ones i 4got then tell me plz!